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MC DAURAGON RECORDS is the name of our collective musical "franchise." I use the term "our" loosely, mind you, because I (Major)  have the technology and musical education and therefore wear the pants in the outfit--Toothpaste provides me with creative energy, and Davidov...well, one can surmise from his page that Davidov hasn't much artistic talent. Although I suppose it might be argued that he has too much.

Q: What type of music do you do?
A: BIG FUCKIN DICK MUSIC

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A: COUGHmostlytechnoishkindastuffsomeelectronictooandtheoccasionalridiculousrapsongthatmakesnosenseCOUGH

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As of 2006, we have released one album and are hard at work on the second. Choose one of these albums below.

Sixty4 Released 2006

Divide and Die Released 2007

Copyright (or perhaps copywronged) 2006 UREMOMISAHULKSMASHER UKNITED KORPORATE KONGLOMERATE KOMPANIES INKORPORATED, LTD.

*We've never "legally" released an album or anything. We would almost certainly get sued for some reason or another if we did.

**He has a much, much, MUCH longer DJ name (as in over 50 words long), but nobody can remember it, not even him, so nobody worries about it.