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Again, Summer, 2008

We’ve been uploading old/new dubs to youtube under the aptly chosen username “UMIAHS!” Check them out! Or don’t! You fucking jerk!

http://www.youtube.com/user/UMIAHS

 

Davidov

 

 

Sometime in the Summer, 2008

Major’s music page is fully functional, you can now download all of the songs from the albums SIXTY4 and DIVIDE AND DIE. Hooray!

Also I’ve added a section to my site called “to catch a predator” in which toothpaste and I go to teen websites and try to initiate cybersex with people while posing as a 14 year old girl.

Be cool about fire safety,

                                       Davidov

 

Monday, January 28, 2008 2:28 AM

Hello, everyone. It’s been a little while, I suppose. I can’t sleep right now for some reason. Maybe I am an insomniac. That would make me edgy and hip, hold on guys brb smoke break ok, anyway, as I was saying; I just did a google search for “Davidov World of Warcraft” and it seems that this page has made it to FIRST PAGE RESULTS THIS IS A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH GUYS so I’ve pretty much decided that we’re famous. Although if there are people who actually visit this website, I have no idea who you are because none of my friends or relatives have any idea that this page exists, and I never receive e-mails or instant messages offering input, positive or negative, from anyone. These next few months I will have an incredible amount of free time, which I will probably spend by renting video games from blockbuster, playing them, beating them, returning them, feeling like I wasted a lot of time with a shitty game, and repeat. So maybe in whatever downtime comes of that, I’ll write about how much fun I had or didn’t have playing NINJAMOTO DRAGON or whatever it is that looks good at the time. Also, if I ever get around to it, I’m going to post some of Alex AKA Major’s music for ILLEGAL DOWNLOADINS HEHEHE HE WILL NEVER KNOW (he’s really getting good).

-Xx DaViDoV xXxXxxXXxXXXXXxcxcxcxcxcxcxcxcxc<2 <@,@,2<@,<2<2<3<3<#dollabill yall

MAY 25TH

 

WOW STORIES

 

April 5th

New comics

 

THURSDAY MARCH 29

NEW COMIX ;)

FEB SEVENTEENTH

UPDATE: NO ONE HAS DONE SHIT, BUT MY ROOM MATE HAS A WII AND LET ME TELL YOU I AM SICK OF ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS TRYING TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE NAME OF THE AFOREMENTIONED NINTENDO GAMING MACHINE

WE ARE GOING TO PLAY WITH KEVIN’S WII

OLOLOLOL OLOL HAHA OLOLOLOL I YOU KNOW YOU KNOW FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT KEVIN’S PENIS BECAUSE I SOMETIMES REFER TO KEVIN’S PENIS AS WEE OR SOMETHING SIMILAR HAHAHA OLOLO BOY HOWDY IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERY BLACK PERSON I HAVE KILLED

I would have 65 cents

 

FEB SEVENTH 2K7

ULTIMATE EMAIL GOES UP

 

AIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS:

2/04/2007

LET’S FUCKING UPDATE SOME SHIT

AT THE TIME OF WRITING THIS MESSAGE, I AM IN THE PROCESS OF FIXING UP TOOTHPASTE’S SITE IN ADDITION TO MY OWN. MAJOR HAS RELEASED A NEW CD, AND IS HARD AT WORK AT ULTIMATE BATTLE, SO HE CAN UPDATE HIS PAGE WHENEVER HE WANTS TO, SINCE HE IS ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF DOING SO UNLIKE TOOTHPASTE, AND TO A LESSER EXTENT, MYSELF. LOOK FOR NEW STORIES WRITTEN BY JOHN, NEW COMICS FROM ME, AS WELL AS THE DEBUT OF THE EIGHT MILLION WORLD OF WARCRAFT PICTURE STORIES I HAVE MADE OVER THE PAST YEAR OR SO.

HELP ME HELP YOU ^_____________________________________________^

-DAVIDOV

 

11.25.2006: HEAR THE BIRTH CRY

Gentlemen and ladies, boys and girls, males and females, kings and queens, princes and princesses, lords and ladies, masters and mistresses, massa's and miss's, pigs and sows, bulls and cows, snakes and planes, bro's and ho's, penises (penii?) and vaginas, plugs and sockets, Pac-Mans and Mrs. Pac-Mans, waiters and waitresses, incubi and succubi, yangs and yins, pants and skirts, pirates and booty, and all other male-female duos, welcome to UREMOMISAHULKSMASHER.COM, a website devoted to...well...you'll see. Soon enough. (Cue demonic laughter)

Now that you've stumbled upon our lair (no doubt seeking She-Hulk pr0n), you might as well shimmy around and look at what we've got. And no, you won't find She-Hulk pr0n. This site is in no way affiliated with Marvel Comics or the Hulk, except perhaps that my 12th-grade math teacher is a gigantic fanboy, such that he came to school one day with his hair sprayed black and his skin dyed green. (I hear he was shunned at faculty meetings afterward.)

Regardless, we suggest you familiarize yourself with the goings-on of the site. Check out our individual pages for the most, um, "interesting" content...it requires the least amount of reading, too, and given the fact that most of you have probably stopped reading this anyway, you're probably already back to looking for She-Hulk pr0n.

We will certainly probably announce updates POWER LEVELS OF OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND as they arrive, so check back here frequently. We plan to expand. If you have anything that's just SO important to tell us, feel free to e-mail.

UREMOMISAHULKSMASHER.

posted by MAJOR at 04:22 PM

P.S. - Ashton, I'm sure you're reading this, since you probably check here every 45 seconds because you have no life to speak of. So I just wanna say...eat it, man.

P.P.S. - You can't e-mail us. Yet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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